Yesterday I was exercising to bad television, finishing up this week’s episode of ABC’s The Bachelor, hoping, hoping, hoping that Brad Womack would finally ditch mean girl Michelle.
She’s fake, snarky, manipulative. But he just doesn’t get it. The guy’s clueless! Brad Womack & his bevy of beauties obviously need to read more YA lit:
Since the women on The Bachelor constantly struggle to maintain their rank, I recommend The Geek Girl Guide To Cheerleading by Charity Tahmaseb and Darcy Vance. High school hierarchy at its best!
For those nice bachelorettes who get caught up in all the drama, I recommend The Lipstick Laws by Amy Holder. Be careful about who you hang out with!
To learn about truly manipulative behavior, Brad should read Her And Me And You by Lauren Strasnick. It’s tricky trying to form a healthy relationship when someone’s always out to sabotage you!
Finally, Michelle’s got to realize she’s a mean girl, right? She is thirty years old, not to mention someone’s mother. I’d like her to read Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver. Sucks to realize that you’re a mean girl when it’s too late to change!
Which books do you wish mean girls and clueless guys would read?